Another boring #RHOC…..these shows have no focus anymore! Just a series of dinners, Bunko parties, and women that have very little in common.
Tamra Judge’s son Ryan was in the news today with an arrest. Assault charges were filed against Tamra’s eldest son for allegedly striking the mother of his baby Ava. More to come from this sad development..
Tamra aka #Gramballs and hubby Eddie are shown bickering at their gym Cut Fitness. Tamra states she and Eddie are no longer getting along while working together and that it’s putting strain on her marriage. Wonder if #Gramballs is pissed that #VodkaShannon is getting more screen time with her “cheating husband” storyline?
Here’s a recent interview with Tamra by Perez Hilton if you actually care what comes out of her mouth:
Yes Shannon Beador aka #VodkaShannon had a surprise for us tonight! She jumps on a scale at her gym and weighs 134.4 lbs, then pinches her stomach fat. This is #RHOC, not “The Biggest Loser.” When her trainer massages her “Chi” center it’s another excuse for a #VodkaShannon flashback of “The Affair” and tears. Like we can forget….She shares that she only thinks about David’s affair 50 times per day now instead of ALL day, so that’s progress right?
David takes Shannon on a Valentine’s Day dinner date that is very sweet. #VodkaShannon tells us she didn’t get anything last year on Valentine’s Day from David because he was “still having the affair…..” David gives Shannon a gift and after downing her Grey Goose she cries how happy she is that they have made it together. Since #VS is on #WWHL with Dorinda Medley after #RHOC, Andy should use “AFFAIR” as the drinking word.
David’s gift for Shannon is a silver John Hardy bracelet $3,900 of a Dragon…..they were out of hens. It’s Very “Harry Potter Tri-Wizard Cup-ish.” Or maybe “Smaug?”He gave it to her in a Neiman Marcus bag so it was easy to find online, and I’m guessing scored him a discount.
Vicky…no words. I’m so sorry Bravo chose to exploit you and your grief. Filming you a week after your mom’s death isn’t giving you time to make proper decisions. Hey…Andy Cohen… will you film after your parent dies? No you won’t….
Some idiot Bravo producer suggested a “Medium” would be a great idea to torture Vicky with tonight. Let’s contact your newly dead Mother and it will be soothing…?? The guy was a quack and Tamra was quick to point that out to lucky viewers. Shannon, Tamra, Brooks, and Vicky’s brother Billy filmed with the Medium and we learned nada. Vicky was a good hostess and made sure #VodkaShannon had her drink order filled that we all know by heart. Just buy the big Costco bottle of Grey Goose and grow a lime tree if #VodkaShannon is coming to your party, it will be cheaper.
Tamra and Heather Dubrow meet for a walk on the Beach. Heather gives Tamra advice on keeping her marriage hot, and still has time to plug her skin care line.
The ladies meet to go bowling, because that’s what rich women do in Newport at night……Tamra, Vicky, and Heather bowl in heels because bowling shoes are ugly and should be made by Gucci. I’m falling asleep and we are only at 30 minute mark. Vicky complains that Brooks isn’t getting better after 5 months of cancer treatments. Shannon butts in and tries to insist on different nutritional advice for him, and Vicky shuts her down. She’s too raw for Shannon’s harping.
Next the ladies go out to dinner and Lizzie joins them. Heather orders one of everything. No wonder Shannon’s gaining weight! All these women do is drink, eat, drink, drink, drink, and then they have a cocktail. Meghan announces at dinner she’s throwing a game night for the troops,but the ladies have no reaction. Vicky then announces they need a trip to Tahiti paid for by Bravo, and the ageless wonders go ape-shit. On the way home from dinner the car driving Tamra and Vicky breaks down. Vicky thinks she smells fumes and does the vomit noises she made in Thailand. Best part of the show.
I’m skipping the Meghan parts because nobody cares. She’s a 30-year-old daycare provider to “Jimmy Edmunds” 17 year old hag-face daughter. And his next ex-wife according to Vicky.
“Odd Mom Out” is starting…..Bravo Monday nights are officially sucky! Getting Andy on speed-dial stat!