Not going to lie. This episode Of “Alaskan Bush People” was a major pile of steaming goat poopage! Discovery gave us very little material to make comedy gold with this week, but the #BushBashers prevailed.
Whoever is running the @AlaskanBushPeople Twitter account tried ( if you can call the feeble attempts at humor trying) to make jokes, but was shot down over #BrownTown in the first quarter.I’m dying that Ryan Berenz called them out on their pre-planned quips that fell far south of funny. Discovery needs to start paying this group of #BushBashers instead of who they hired to do the show’s social media. They do realize we only watch the show to #Tweet right? Let’s hope the big shots at Discovery don’t take us, or their ratings, for granted because there are plenty of fake Alaskan reality-based shows for us to choose from. Maybe focus on a quality product for season 3 that inspires true fans? Just a suggestion Discovery. Great job with “Deadliest Catch” though….
There are a few basic points to the finale episode that you should be aware of before reading the tweets below.Spoiler Alerts ahead.
1. Goats were used in a variety of ways that may or may not meet USDA requirements for proper handling
2. A giant rubber goldfish was used as a stunt double in the fishing scene.
3. Billy Brown tries to stuff giant rotted holes, some were on the Integrity.
4. The daughters need to be removed from the group sleeping arrangements.
5. Punching fish to death will get you on an FBI watch list.
Enough about the episode! Let’s get to the Top 30 Tweets of Bush Bash Friday night…..You are all Rockstars!
Mad I added the Snake Plisken picture in case somebody missed this Epic film!!
And the best unintentionally funny tweet of the evening………….Rosie is a true believer. Nice going Discovery Channel.
Thanks for playing #BushBashers!! We may be back for the “Lost Footage” show if the #BB30 crew wants another re-match. Stay classy San Diego – B3