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#RHOC Reunion “What I Learned From Part 1 Of The Real Housewives Of Orange County Reunion”

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1.) Anyone who puts their Children’s issues on a Bravo TV show deserves to have them taken away, no matter what their age is during filming. I’m speaking to Vicki, Shannon, Meghan (Your step-daughter now gets to replay how shitty she was to her dead mother over and over!) and Tamra! Heather you only show snippets, let’s keep it that way.

Beador After Enema

2.) DO NOT EVER Put Your Bowel, Gut, or Phlegm Functions on TV! From your “coughed up” green mucus, to David’s fingernails needing a scrub after filming “Backdoor Shannon,” we the viewers NEVER want to hear about it again. EVER! Do you think this is remotely good for your sex-life? I’m guessing David has lots of headaches….like a lot, a lot.

Vickis satan

3.) Andy Cohen is “The Devil”…..full-on “Rosemary’s Baby-Daddy Devil!! Ok I already knew this after years of watching #RHONJ, but he doesn’t even try to hide his glee when one of the wives does something horrid….

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4.) Satan didn’t make Vicki call Brianna a “Shit-stirrer” …..her empty “Love-Tank” did.

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5.) Never Take Xanax Before Filming And Lie About It. Perhaps Vicki missed Ramona Singer’s famous “nodding-off” during The Real Housewives Of New York Reunion?

Tamra Baptism

6.) “Amazing Grace” is best left to the professionals…

VS Andy wont let me drink

8.) Never Let The RHOC Film Dry. Poor #VodkaShannon, Shannon Beador, looked like she was having withdrawal symptoms by the 3rd commercial break. The other franchises had booze? Why punish Xanax Vicky, Champs Heather, and Vodka Shannon? You thought I was kidding with number #3 right? Ha! Andy can be EVIL.

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9.) Vicki has a Superpower and no one cares.

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10.) Jesus-Jugs is alive and well, living with Eddie Judge, and still nursing son Ryan who will never be weaned as long as Mom’s pockets remain open.

See you next Monday for Part #2!!

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10 Comments on #RHOC Reunion “What I Learned From Part 1 Of The Real Housewives Of Orange County Reunion”

  1. You can just SUCK IT if you don’t buy Tamra is going on the tent revival circuit with her pasture to spread the Word and instead of magic prayer clothes will toss out her old breast implants to the fervent crowds.
    David will soon be featured on Dateline begging us to believe Shannon just left town with DR Moon and pay no attention to the trail of her blood going from the toilet to the dumpster. He will explain it as an enema accident and shit happens. His daughters will alibi him gladly.
    Vicki will become the new Carnival Cruise line spokeswoman and demand a new route exclusively circling Florida. There she will constantly wear every single piece of jewelry she owns and of course the mink that sexy beast Brooks bought her!
    Heather will be found 6 weeks from now in one of her 6532 gazillion bathrooms, sucked dry by her private leeches farm. Her tombstone will read that she was born in Transylvania in 1742. She will quickly be replaced by a cast member of Malibu County.
    Sadly Meghan will be back but not before its discovered she’s from a tribe of neck stretching women that escaped from New Guinea. Jimmy and Andy will continue their “special” secret meetings and all will once again be well!

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  2. Are there whore houses in the OC? That’s where David will be headed next ala Lamar Odom style minus the hardcore drugs… That’s the only thing that will get that nasty enema fiasco outta his mind. Besides, what woman will have him knowing that he will just air it all on tv with his wife and their shrink? We know he won’t be doing VodkaShanny anytime soon. Vicki’s horrid, Tamballs too, I just feel sorry for Briana. Who did I leave out? Oh ya, where’s Lizzie?

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    • YES! Why wasn’t Lizzie invited? Vicki was sooooooooo drugged I swear she will pull a Ramona by Pt.3!!

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      • Lol! She was so out of it that she didn’t realize she had already put on a necklace. Just to be sure she put on 17 more. Next week she’ll have lipstick all over her face and teeth.

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        • Yes she had on her best #CanalChanel from Canal street in NYC….home to the most mediocre fraud jewelry/bags cash only can buy!

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          • donewithbravo // October 22, 2015 at 12:59 am // Reply

            Hey now! Canal Street is pretty cool. I’m a born and raised New Yorker and will always LOVE it, despite cheap purses and copies of upscale jewelry. Only idiots wear those things. New Yorkers know that (and don’t buy it! LOL). The videos of Vicki made her look extremely GUILTY to be, but I don’t see signs of Xanax or drug use. She was checked out, psychologically, and had an answer to everything, so she could defend herself and keep the Coto Insurance on a good note. LOL.

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            • Only thing I love about Canal street is it’s adjacent to Mulberry and Little Italy. Angelo’s was my favorite place to go in the USA for Italian food for the past 20 yrs. Now that they went on #RHONJ I will never eat there again.

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              • donewithbravo // October 26, 2015 at 4:05 am // Reply

                BBB: There was another really good Italian restaurant in NYC…… I’m trying to remember the name (the one in Little Italy). I think it was Carmine’s. Then there’s Patsy’s in Manhattan (great!!). My favorite Italian restaurant is right in my kitchen! I love my own Italian (authentic) cooking!! 🙂

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