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#RHOC Reunion Pt 2 “What I Learned From Tonight’s Segment”

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1.) Shannon Beador has lost any future sexual interest by husband David after having him probe her poop. In fact no one in the universe will ever find #VodkaShannon “F*&Kable” again. Ever. Never Ever. (Shannon’s enema kit above) #Shitilonic

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2.) 13 Bathrooms is ridiculous, but 12 is OK via Shannon Beador.

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3.) Circle Jerks are family fun at the amusement park with Vicki Gunvalson and her grandkids. Especially when Mr.Xanax is there to take the edge off.

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4.) Jim Edmonds loves being away from home. To me 50% of the time elsewhere in a marriage is “Living the dream.”

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5.) Vicki threw Tamra way under the bus at her sex party by telling Heather,”Tamra’s outfit (Including dildo strap-on) might hurt her custody suit with Simon, since she already lost one.”

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6.) David Beador has suffered enough……somebody put him out of his  (and our) misery……PLEASE!!

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7.) Shannon Beador needs to hook up with a Yogi and move to Tibet. They find “New Age” approaches to Life normal. In Orange County it makes any average 45 year-old male penis limper than limp. You make a man check your ass for a broken enema? He will never EVER look at you the same way.

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8.) Briana was basically verbally sexually assaulted by Brooks Ayers….And Vicki stood by her man. WRONG CHOICE.

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9.) Vicki wanted to believe in Brooks Ayers because she’s a victim of abuse. “Girth Brooks” Is a con-man and you Vicki, are guilty by association. A 50 yr-old man makes sexual advances to your 8 months pregnant daughter, wanting her to see his large penis! Brooks tells you it’s a lie and you believe him. You’ve now victimized your own flesh and blood Vicki. Get therapy for the entire family.

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10.) These women aren’t aging well, except Heather who must inject fillers daily.

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3 Comments on #RHOC Reunion Pt 2 “What I Learned From Tonight’s Segment”

  1. Your RHOC Reunion Part 2 blog is pretty funny! Who knew a Sitlonic was $ 595 tho? 😂

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  2. #10 is my exact thoughts Tamra is really showing her wrinkles when she kept wiping under her eyes the wrinkles were really showing.

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