She’s a busy bee!
The Raquel “Rocky” Dakota Bartlow “I didn’t know what I was getting into” tour of lies continues with a THIRD Reality TV Show appearance.
That’s right folks….Ol’ Rockhead has been in THREE Reality Tv Shows!!
- WipeOut 2012
- Frankenfood 2014
- Below Deck 2015
Does being cast on three Reality TV shows make you a professional? Guess that whole “I don’t watch Reality TV” quote (above) complete with deer in the headlights look isn’t going to fly this time. Sorry Rocky, Bullwinkle won’t even back you up now. You have lied to everyone – production, co-stars, and viewers alike. Are your parents proud?
Of course Rockhead didn’t hide the evidence very well. She removed all traces of #Frankenfood from Facebook and Twitter, but forgot about the YouTube channel she created. It’s easy to miss on YouTube as the channel is filled with weird crap, much like her head. For more on her “Frankenfood” appearance and the video click here: https://bitchbybravo.com/2015/11/11/exclusive-belowdecks-rocky-dakota-bartlow-is-a-reality-tv-star-veteran-has-she-forgotten-her-appearance-on-frankenfood-video/
Finding her 3rd Reality TV appearance was a gift from an Anonymous source who’s close to the production of one of her many shows. I was directed to a Facebook entry on Dakota’s page from 2012. In the post ( photo below) Rocky Dakota brags about her performance, and how the producers felt she was the most energetic and entertaining person on the show…(Gag) Personally, I loved the part where she’s excited about being offered a job being a “test rabbit” for new stunts. If you’ve ever seen “WipeOut” you will get that joke, or just watch the gifs I’ve included further down the page. If she did work as a “WipeOut” stunt subject, it would explain A LOT of her behavioral issues…..You can only get punted in the head by a giant red ball so many times before tragedy occurs….
After finding out that Rocky Dakota was on “WipeOut” in 2012 from her Facebook post, I searched YouTube for ages looking for her episode. WipeOut was a long-running series with 7 seasons of episodes to sort through….UGH!! Then it dawned on me, if you’ve ever been on TV or in a film you must have an “IMDB” profile page. Sure enough the daughter of Glen Close, Raquel Bartlow, has an IMDB page!! On that page it listed her having a single TV show entry, “WipeOut Episode 524 Rats.”
Something else that is quite interesting from Rockhead’s Hollywood credentials Rocky has TWO different IMDB profiles! Her latest, under the name Raquel “Rocky” Dakota, lists just “Below Deck” as her only credit! People trying to make it in the entertainment industry don’t change their stage names, unless you are Rocky/Raquel trying to hide previous jobs from “Below Deck” casting directors. I wonder if she has done porn? Can somebody check “PornHub” for me so I don’t have to make an account?
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Look at little Rocky! For “WipeOut” she used the name Raquel Bartlow. For “Below Deck” the little minx switched to Rocky Dakota. Did she think people wouldn’t figure it out? This brings another question to mind. Did the Bravo TV production team “51 Minds” have knowledge of her prior experience? If they did, that is a huge red-flag. Fans of “Below Deck” tune in to see AUTHENTIC “Yachties” do a job that is physically demanding, mentally exhausting, and has amazing travel and tip opportunities. Producers DO NOT need to plant an actress in the middle of the Bahamas to make a mockery of yachting professionals.
If you decide to watch Rocky’s performance on “WipeOut” she was VERY savvy when choosing her wardrobe. Notice the striped pants on our “Non-Stew?” Yep…those pants stood out in every shot. The team challenges have 8-10 people huddled together mastering an obstacle course. Yet the striped pants save Rockhead from fading into the blur of bodies. Bartlow/Dakota must have taken style advice from a special someone we all know and love…
Too bad Rocky Dakota didn’t make it to the finals of “WipeOut” and collect $50,000 for the win! Guess that’s why she went on to disgust a nation with her ice cream and Calamari combo on “Frankenfood.” The oysters and grenadine weren’t the only “puke-inducing” seafood moments in this self-proclaimed “Chef’s” repertoire.
Caption this: “I need a helmet because………………………………………………..”
These are my first gifs……I could stare at the one above for DAYS!! I’m dedicating it to Kate Chastain of “Below Deck” Mazel Kate!!
Let’s hope three shows is a charm, and Raquel Bartlow aka Rocky Dakota, rides a wave into TV oblivion…………..just like Adrienne and Sam from Below Deck season 1. Who? Yes loves….that’s exactly right! I’ll see if Chef Leon can make her a “good-bye” cake with his friend Betty Crocker….
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