This is my last “Below Deck” recap of the year unless Rocky gets committed or I find evidence of Eddie Lucas creepin’ again. This season’s cast was amazing with the exception of Rocky who can go back to #Frankenfood or #Wipeout and leave the “Stud Of The Sea” alone. Enjoy these “Bitch By Bravo” favorite moments from tonight’s #BelowDeckReunion finale!

1. Captain Lee’s name is Harold. I will continue to call him Captain or SOTS (Stud Of The Sea) because I can and Harold doesn’t do the “Silver Fox” justice. Am I right Mrs. Lee?

 

2. Connie can make a bikini out of any condiment or spread. Candy can also be used in a pinch!

 

     3. Rocky thinks Captain Lee plays favorites. Sane people on yachts call that observing rank and the chain of command asshat.

4. Kate and Ben will one day marry and give birth to adorable baby “Benletts” which will immediately be sent to boarding school in Hong Kong. Ben Jr is a hit with the Kindergarten set!

 

5. Rocky was taking direction from producers and proved it with tonight’s Twitter feed. I believe I reported this several weeks ago, but I’m not one to brag. That’s what BravoTV does….they plant RealityTV veterans or desperate wanna-be actors to make drama anyway they can. We see you silly wascals!! Wahaha!!

 

6. According to Eddie, he only lasts “a few seconds.” That’s like announcing on National Television that you will never get laid again! EVER.

 

7. Rocky’s psychotic behavior is the stuff of “Bunny Boiler” legend! Look at Twitter tonight and see how she threw her crew mates under the bus. I think she truly is Glen Close’s daughter and DNA swabs should be taken stat. Fatal Attraction much?

 

8. #SybilOfTheSeas will forever be Raquel Dakota’s best self-descriptor hashtag……..and it’s hysterical.

 

 

9. OOPSIE!! Rocky you just told everyone during the reunion that you DID know Eddie had a girlfriend during filming!! That makes you equally an asshole when it comes to playing “Hide the Bologna.”  You played the victim and that shoe doesn’t fit Cinderella. Nice try!

10. Best News EVER!! Preview of #BelowDeckMeditteranean starring our fave British panty-dropping sex magnet Chef Ben Robinson!! Thank-you Yeezus!! I LOVE This Franchise Bitchlets!!

 

Cheers Lovelies as Ben would say, and see you on the Med!!